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Vitals Nailed It Hoodie – Cotton Heritage Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

Vitals Nailed It Hoodie – Cotton Heritage Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

Regular price $59.99 USD
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Vitals? Nailed It. – Funny Nurse Hoodie for Medical Pros

Product Description

Vitals checked. Confidence unmatched.
Wrap yourself in comfort and sass with the “Vitals? Nailed It.” hoodie – a bold blend of style, humor, and warmth made for nurses, EMTs, medical students, and healthcare legends.

Featuring a raccoon in scrubs (yes, seriously) and a clever quote, this hoodie is the ultimate off-duty statement. Whether you're finishing rounds or sipping coffee post-shift, the cozy fleece lining and streetwear vibe will keep you snug and stylish.

Crafted by Cotton Heritage, this hoodie combines a soft cotton face with a durable poly interior, designed for day-to-night comfort.

Raccoon nurse graphic wearing scrubs and sunglasses holding a clipboard under the quote “Vitals? Nailed It.” – printed on a black Cotton Heritage hoodie

✨ Features & Fabric Details

  • Material:

    • 100% cotton face

    • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend

  • Style Elements:

    • Streetwear-inspired design

    • Front kangaroo pouch pocket

    • Matching flat drawstrings

    • Self-fabric patch detail on the back

    • 3-panel hood for a sleek fit

  • Fit Guide: Runs small – please order one size up for a relaxed fit

  • Origin: Blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan

  • Available Sizes: S – 3XL

  • Printed On Demand: Made only when you order – eco-conscious and waste-reducing

 

💖 Why Nurses & Medical Workers Love It

  • 🩺 Healthcare humor meets street style

  • ☁️ Cozy blend that’s soft on the outside, fleecy on the inside

  • 😎 Perfect for layering post-shift, night classes, or errands

  • 🎁 Ideal gift for nurses, med students, and healthcare staff

 

Size guide:

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.