Vitals? Nailed It. – Funny Nurse Hoodie for Medical Pros
Product Description
Vitals checked. Confidence unmatched.
Wrap yourself in comfort and sass with the “Vitals? Nailed It.” hoodie – a bold blend of style, humor, and warmth made for nurses, EMTs, medical students, and healthcare legends.
Featuring a raccoon in scrubs (yes, seriously) and a clever quote, this hoodie is the ultimate off-duty statement. Whether you're finishing rounds or sipping coffee post-shift, the cozy fleece lining and streetwear vibe will keep you snug and stylish.
Crafted by Cotton Heritage, this hoodie combines a soft cotton face with a durable poly interior, designed for day-to-night comfort.

✨ Features & Fabric Details
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Material:
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100% cotton face
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65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend
 
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Style Elements:
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Streetwear-inspired design
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Front kangaroo pouch pocket
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Matching flat drawstrings
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Self-fabric patch detail on the back
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3-panel hood for a sleek fit
 
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Fit Guide: Runs small – please order one size up for a relaxed fit
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Origin: Blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan
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Available Sizes: S – 3XL
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Printed On Demand: Made only when you order – eco-conscious and waste-reducing
 
💖 Why Nurses & Medical Workers Love It
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🩺 Healthcare humor meets street style
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☁️ Cozy blend that’s soft on the outside, fleecy on the inside
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😎 Perfect for layering post-shift, night classes, or errands
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🎁 Ideal gift for nurses, med students, and healthcare staff
 
Size guide:
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 | 
| M | 21 | 28 | 
| L | 23 | 29 | 
| XL | 25 | 30 | 
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 | 
| 3XL | 28 | 32 | 
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 | 
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 | 
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 | 
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 | 
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        