• Gray sweatshirt with cartoon duck holding a stethoscope and coffee cup, color swatches on the side.
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  • Green sweatshirt with a graphic design on the sleeve against a white background
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  • Woman wearing a pink sweatshirt with a cartoon character design in a kitchen.
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  • Pink sweatshirt with cartoon duck character holding a stethoscope and coffee cup, text 'Vitals Don't Lie - But I Might'.
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Blossom Bless

Vitals Don’t Lie Duck Nurse Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Cotton Sweatshirt

Vitals Don’t Lie Duck Nurse Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Cotton Sweatshirt

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🦆 "Vitals Don't Lie – But I Might" Premium Sweatshirt

Product Description

🦆 "Vitals Don't Lie – But I Might" Premium Sweatshirt

Add a shot of humor to your shift with this cozy, cartoon duck nurse sweatshirt! Whether you're sipping coffee between rounds or catching compliments in the breakroom, this playful pullover is perfect for healthcare professionals who love a good laugh (and good fabric).

 

🧵 Product Features

  • Fabric Composition: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester

  • Garment-Dyed 3-End Fleece: 100% cotton face

  • Heavyweight & Soft: 9.5 oz./yd² for ultimate coziness

  • Side-Seamed with Relaxed Fit: Built for comfort and flexibility

  • Forward-Rolled Shoulders: A modern touch with a vintage vibe

  • Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Waistband: Keeps shape wash after wash

  • Twill Label & Back Neck Tape: Smooth and irritation-free feel

  • Certified Safe: OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric

  • Sizes Available: S – 3XL

  • Blank Sourced From: El Salvador

 

Why You'll Love This Sweatshirt?

  • Vintage-Inspired Comfort: Like your favorite thrift-store gem—soft, lived-in feel with modern quality.

  • Premium Cotton Touch: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester for all-day softness and durability.

  • Garment-Dyed Finish: Unique colors and that perfect broken-in look straight out of the package.

  • Eco-Conscious Choice: Made to order = no overproduction. Less waste, more mindful fashion.

  • For Heroes With Humor: Great for nurses, med techs, and anyone in scrubs with a sense of humor.

  • Cartoon Charm: Features an adorable nurse duck holding vitals monitor & coffee – because coffee is vital too!

 

📦 Sustainably Made for You

This product is printed and made on demand—reducing inventory waste. Please allow a few extra days for crafting your order. You're helping reduce overproduction and environmental impact. 🌍💚

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.