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Blossom Bless

Vitals Slayed Shift Served Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Premium Pullover

Vitals Slayed Shift Served Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Premium Pullover

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🩺 Vitals Slayed. Shift Served. – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt

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🩺 Vitals Slayed. Shift Served. – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt

Because saving lives and smashing shifts is no small feat. The “Vitals Slayed. Shift Served.” sweatshirt is the ultimate badge of honor for healthcare pros. Featuring a confident cartoon nurse rocking scrubs covered in heartbeat graphics and bold typography, this design captures the pride and power of nursing life.

Wear it to the unit, off-duty brunch, or during that much-needed post-shift recharge.

🧵 Premium Sweatshirt Features

  • Materials:

    • 100% cotton face for a luxe feel

    • 65% cotton / 35% polyester fleece blend (55/45 Charcoal Heather)

  • Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) – warm and lightweight enough for year-round wear

  • Style:

    • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and flat hem for a classic silhouette

    • Side-seamed construction for a tailored fit

    • Self-fabric back patch and double-needle stitching for durability

  • Fit: Runs small – order one size up for a relaxed fit

  • Available Sizes: S – 3XL

  • Source: Blank product responsibly made in Pakistan

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle

  • Use mild detergent and similar colors

  • Avoid bleach and fabric softeners

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Cool iron inside-out (never on design)

  • Do not dry clean

 

🌟 Why Nurses & Medical Pros Love It?

  • Shift-Ending Swagger: Bold design that speaks volumes about your work ethic

  • Perfect Gift for Healthcare Heroes: Ideal for nurse appreciation, graduation, or RN week

  • All-Day Comfort: Keeps you cozy on breaks or off-duty days

  • Made for Layering: Streetwear-inspired fit pairs with scrubs, leggings, or jeans

 

🌎 Made On Demand

Each sweatshirt is printed after your order to reduce overproduction and waste. Thank you for supporting sustainable shopping!

 

Size guide:

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.