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Blossom Bless

Too Cool for a Tiny Bladder Nurse Sweatshirt

Too Cool for a Tiny Bladder Nurse Sweatshirt

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Stay caffeinated, stay cute — and definitely stay warm in our “Too Cool for a Tiny Bladder” premium sweatshirt. Perfect for nurses, night shift warriors, and coffee-fueled healthcare heroes, this sweatshirt blends comfort and humor with a cartoon bunny sipping iced coffee while showing off a very full “BLADER” chart.

Crafted from vintage-washed, heavyweight fleece, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt is made for real-life superheroes who run on espresso and adrenaline. Whether you're on break or on call, this is your go-to gear.

Highlights & Features

  • Adorable Bunny Design: Featuring a wide-eyed bunny in scrubs, holding a coffee and bladder chart — relatable humor for every nurse!

  • Perfect for Long Shifts: Ideal for night shifts, break rooms, ICU laughs, and TikToks.

  • Coffee Vibes Only: A must-have for caffeine lovers who clock serious hours.

  • Conversation Starter: Get a laugh every time you walk into a room.

 

🧵 Why Choose This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt?

  • Material: 80% ring-spun cotton + 20% polyester for a buttery-soft, broken-in feel.

  • Print Quality: 100% cotton face perfect for high-res direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.

  • Fit: Relaxed, drop-shoulder fit with heavyweight structure — comfy and stylish.

  • Durability: Twill tape at neck, side-seamed, and ribbed trims for long-lasting wear.

  • Ethically Made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and responsibly sourced.

 

🛒 Additional Info

  • Sizes: Available in S to 3XL

  • Fabric Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Yarn Count: 30 singles

  • Slight color variations may occur due to garment-dyeing process

  • Made-to-order to reduce waste and promote sustainable production

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
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    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.