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Teen Talk Translator Sweatshirt – Fluently Confused

Teen Talk Translator Sweatshirt – Fluently Confused

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Teen Talk Translator – “Fluently Confused” Sweatshirt for Parents

Product Description

If you’ve ever found yourself decoding Gen Z slang like it’s ancient hieroglyphics, this sweatshirt is made for you. Featuring bold pastel text and playful emojis, the “Teen Talk Translator – Fluently Confused” design is every parent’s badge of honor for surviving the teen years with (most of) your sanity intact.

Whether you're navigating TikTok trends or deciphering cryptic texts, wear your confusion with confidence—and humor.

 

✨ Product Highlights

  • 😂 Relatable Statement Piece
    “Teen Talk Translator – Fluently Confused” in large, eye-catching letters with emoji accents

  • 🎨 Trendy Pastel Palette
    Soft color block design that pops on any background

  • 😌 All-Day Comfort
    Relaxed fit with a worn-in feel from day one

  • 👖 Easy to Style
    Perfect with joggers, jeans, leggings, or even PJs for Zoom school support sessions

  • 🎁 Great Gift for Parents
    Ideal for Mother’s Day, holidays, or just-for-fun surprises

 

🧵 Fabric & Fit Features

  • 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester

  • 3-end fleece with 100% cotton face

  • Fabric weight: 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Side-seamed for enhanced shape

  • Forward-rolled shoulder for comfort

  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs, collar & waistband

  • OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified material

  • Garment-dyed for a vintage-washed look

  • Sizes from S to 3XL

 

💡 Why Parents Love It??

  • Combines humor + parenting reality in one hilarious design

  • Durable, breathable, and ultra-cozy for year-round wear

  • Made responsibly with reduced waste through on-demand production

  • Perfect for moms and dads keeping up with chaotic teen energy

  • Sparks conversations and laughs everywhere you go

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.