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Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity Hoodie – Halloween Mom Edition

Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity Hoodie – Halloween Mom Edition

$54.99 USD
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Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity 🏃♀️📚🗡️

For the moms who run faster than their toddlers and dodge more flying objects than a warrior — this hoodie gets it. Featuring a chaotic and hilarious scene of a skeleton mom in survival mode (armed with sneakers, a spear, and the sacred "Peace & Quiet" book), this design captures the real horror story: raising boys.

Made for moms who juggle Halloween chaos, bedtime meltdowns, and school drop-offs like seasoned warriors. This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth and “don’t-mess-with-me” energy.

Whether you’re headed to a fall festival, haunted classroom, or just escaping into Target for a solo coffee run — this one's your armor.

 

🔍 Product Features

  • 100% cotton face — smooth, breathable softness

  • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend — warm yet lightweight

  • Front pouch pocket — ideal for tissues, snacks, or hiding from your kids

  • 3-panel hood — extra comfort, zero itch

  • Matching flat drawstrings — clean finish, modern look

  • Self-fabric patch on back — premium detailing

  • Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive sizing for all heroes

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

  • Printed-to-order — reducing waste with every order

 

👕 Why Buy This Signature Cotton Heritage Premium Hoodie?

  • 💥 Relatable Mom Humor
    Every mom of boys knows the struggle. This witty design speaks your truth and earns laughs everywhere you go.

  • 👻 Built for the Chaos
    Cozy up in fabric that survives spills, snot, and snack attacks — just like you do.

  • 🎃 Perfect for Spooky Season (and Beyond)
    It's Halloween-themed but wearable all fall long. Plus, it makes the perfect gift for boy moms, teachers, and spooky season survivors.

  • 🧵 Premium Fit, Signature Feel
    Looks good. Feels better. This is your go-to hoodie when you want to feel comfy, powerful, and just a little bit spooky.

 

🎯 Best For:

  • Moms of boys (aka real-life warriors)

  • Halloween humor lovers

  • Fall gifting for mom friends

  • Teachers, caregivers, and chaos handlers

  • Coffee-fueled, peace-seeking, skeleton squad leaders

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle

  • Use mild detergent with similar colors

  • Avoid fabric softeners and bleach

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Cool iron inside-out if needed

  • Do not iron the design

  • No dry cleaning

 

Size guide:

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.