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Blossom Bless

Sarcasm & Syringes Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

Sarcasm & Syringes Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

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Add a dose of humor to your scrubs with our “Fluent in Sarcasm & Syringes” premium sweatshirt — a cozy, conversation-starting essential for every nurse, injector, and sarcasm specialist.

Featuring a cool bunny nurse confidently wielding a syringe, this design captures the essence of healthcare workers who serve sass with a side of skill. Whether you're on break, post-shift, or charting in style, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while saying everything you’re thinking.

Highlights & Features

  • Bold Bunny Graphic: Bunny nurse holding a giant syringe—because being fluent in sarcasm is a medical skill.

  • Perfect for Healthcare Workers: Ideal for nurses, ER warriors, medical assistants, and injectors with a sense of humor.

  • Sassy Meets Soft: The perfect post-shift pick-me-up with premium comfort.

  • Made to Last: High-quality fleece and strong stitching for long wear.

 

🧵 Why You’ll Love This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt

  • Super Soft & Cozy: 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester — thick, warm, and built to snuggle.

  • Garment-Dyed Vintage Finish: Every sweatshirt has a slightly unique color for that worn-in, thrift-shop charm.

  • Built to Move: Relaxed fit, forward-rolled shoulder, and ribbed trim — ideal for long shifts or lazy weekends.

  • Sustainably Made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified and produced only on demand to reduce waste.

 

📏 Additional Product Info:

  • Fabric Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Yarn Count: 30 singles

  • Construction: Side-seamed, twill neck tape, and twill label

  • Sizes Available: S to 3XL

  • Color Note: Due to the garment-dyeing process, slight color variations may occur

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.