Skip to product information
1 of 16

Blossom Bless

OMMMION Sweatshirt – Funny Meditating Onion Oversized Pullover

OMMMION Sweatshirt – Funny Meditating Onion Oversized Pullover

Regular price $60.99 USD
Regular price $75.99 USD Sale price $60.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color
Size
Quantity

Product Description:

Stay grounded — one deep breath and one cozy layer at a time.

Introducing the OMMMION sweatshirt — where vegetables meet mindfulness in the coziest way possible. Featuring a peaceful onion meditating with the perfect yoga posture and punny twist, this sweatshirt is a must-have for wellness lovers, yoga instructors, foodies, and anyone who loves humor with a hint of zen.

Whether you’re heading to a chill yoga class, sipping matcha on a Sunday morning, or simply vibing with your chakras aligned, this heavyweight fleece keeps you warm, stylish, and just a little ridiculous — in the best way.

 

🧵 Sweatshirt Details – Bella + Canvas Premium Fleece

  • Material

    • 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

    • 40% polyester fleece

    • (Athletic Heather: 94% cotton / 6% polyester)

  • Weight & Feel

    • Hefty 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) fabric

    • Ultra-soft fleece inside

  • Cut & Fit

    • Relaxed, dropped shoulder cut

    • Oversized fit perfect for layering

  • Sustainable Production

    • Made-to-order = no overproduction

    • Blank garments ethically sourced from Nicaragua

 

✅ Why You’ll Love It

  • 🧘♀️ Mindful Meets Funny
    A unique gift for yogis, food lovers, or quirky souls.

  • 🌱 Perfect for Plant-Based Lifestyles
    Wear it to the farmers market or a meditation retreat.

  • 😄 Conversation Starter
    Because nothing says inner peace like a zen onion.

  • 🧥 Oversized = Maximum Chill Mode
    Soft, plush, and roomy for everyday lounging.

 

📏 Available Sizes

  • From S to 3XL

  • True-to-fit for an oversized silhouette

  • Choose your usual size or size down for a tighter fit

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Cold wash inside out

  • Gentle cycle, mild detergent

  • Avoid bleach and softeners

  • Tumble dry low or air dry

  • Iron inside-out on low heat if needed

  • Do not dry clean or iron the design

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 33 -36
M 28 ½ 37 -40.00
L 29 ½ 41 -43
XL 30 44 -46
2XL 30 ½ 47 -49
3XL 31 51 -53
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 83.8-91.4
M 72.4 94-101.6
L 75 104-109.2
XL 76.2 111.8-116.8
2XL 77.5 119.4-124.5
3XL 78.7 129.5-134.6
View full details
  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.