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Not Bossy Teenager Mom Sweatshirt

Not Bossy Teenager Mom Sweatshirt

Regular price $54.99 USD
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Not Bossy – Just Raising a Teenager Sweatshirt

Product Description

Let’s get one thing straight — you're not bossy. You're managing hormones, chaos, and eye-rolls like a pro. This bold and playful sweatshirt delivers the ultimate statement for parents in the teen trenches. Featuring loud bubble lettering in bright pink with comic-style accents, it's perfect for those who handle every crisis with coffee and sarcasm.

Slip into this cozy fleece and own your parenting superpower with humor and comfort.

 

💡 Product Highlights

  • 💬 Bold Statement for Parents
    “Not Bossy – Just Raising a Teenager” design in bold comic-style text

  • 😎 Bright & Confident Aesthetic
    Vibrant pink and teal outline pops on every color sweatshirt

  • 🛍️ Great for Gifting
    A fun, relatable piece for moms of teens — birthdays, holidays, or just because

  • 👕 Everyday Wearability
    Versatile enough for carpool lines, coffee runs, or lounging

 

🧵 Premium Cotton Sweatshirt Benefits

  • Crafted from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester

  • Garment-dyed fleece with a 100% cotton face

  • Medium-heavy weight: 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for extra structure

  • Forward-rolled shoulder and relaxed fit for all-day comfort

  • Side-seamed construction for durability

  • Twill neck tape and label for a polished finish

  • Certified OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — made responsibly

  • Sourced ethically from El Salvador

 

Why This Sweatshirt?

  • Designed for real moms handling real teen drama

  • Combines stand-out humor with premium softness

  • Printed on-demand to minimize waste — your purchase supports ethical production

  • Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or leggings for a laid-back, bold look

  • Keeps you warm without bulk while you conquer the chaos

 

📏 Sizes Available

  • Offered in S to 3XL

  • Relaxed fit — no need to size up unless you love it oversized

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.