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Coffee Chart Oversized Sweatshirt – Bella + Canvas

Coffee Chart Oversized Sweatshirt – Bella + Canvas

Regular price $60.99 USD
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Product Description:

Coffee: for the taste, and the tolerance. ☕
This hilarious oversized sweatshirt breaks down the real reasons we drink coffee with a minimalist chart:
✔ Nice Taste
✔ Ability to Deal with People
Let's face it—without that first cup, the world is too much.

Crafted on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas heavyweight fleece, it’s the ultimate sweatshirt for cozy mornings, caffeine runs, office sarcasm, and lounging on the couch wondering how people function without coffee.

Whether you’re gifting a barista, buying for a caffeine-loving introvert, or just adding some humor to your day, this piece is both funny and functional.

 

🔍 Product Features – Oversized Heavyweight Fleece

  • Fabric:

    • 60% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

    • 40% polyester fleece

    • Athletic Heather: 94% cotton / 6% poly

  • Fit:

    • Oversized relaxed cut with slightly dropped sleeves

    • True-to-size oversized fit (size down for a snug look)

    • Pre-shrunk, durable stitching for long-term use

  • Weight:

    • 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) – thick and plush

  • Sizes Available: S – 3XL

  • Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua

 

☕ Why You’ll Love It

  • 😄 Instant Mood Booster – Funny coffee quote in pie-chart style

  • 🤎 Perfect Gift for Coffee Addicts – Ideal for coworkers, students, moms & dads

  • 🌿 Made-to-Order = Less Waste – Ethically printed only when purchased

  • 🛋️ Oversized Fit = Cozy Vibes – Like your favorite café hoodie, but bolder

  • 📱 Instagram-Ready Design – Trendy, clean, and made for viral laughs

 

👕 Sizing Tips

📏 Oversized, cozy fit – Order your usual size for a baggy look or size down for a regular fit.
🎁 Makes a great gift in sizes S through 3XL.

 

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold, inside-out

  • Use gentle cycle with mild detergent

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Do not iron on the design

  • Avoid fabric softeners

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 33 -36
M 28 ½ 37 -40.00
L 29 ½ 41 -43
XL 30 44 -46
2XL 30 ½ 47 -49
3XL 31 51 -53
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 83.8-91.4
M 72.4 94-101.6
L 75 104-109.2
XL 76.2 111.8-116.8
2XL 77.5 119.4-124.5
3XL 78.7 129.5-134.6
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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.