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Blossom Bless

Fluent in Sarcasm™ Luxe Heavyweight Sassy Nurse Duck Sweatshirt

Fluent in Sarcasm™ Luxe Heavyweight Sassy Nurse Duck Sweatshirt

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Clinical Wit & Impact

Inject a dose of high-stakes humor into your daily rounds. The **Fluent in Sarcasm™** Sweatshirt is the official lifestyle piece for the medical professional who balances life-saving decisions with a sharp, dry wit. Featuring our iconic "Sassy Duck" in a hoodie and stethoscope, this design speaks volumes without saying a word. It’s built for the resilient heroes who know that a little sarcasm is the best medicine for a long shift. Wear it with pride, style, and just the right amount of sass.

Luxe 9.5 oz Heavyweight Build

Engineered for maximum durability and ultimate softness, this 9.5 oz/yd² heavyweight pullover features a tightly knit 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face. The specialized garment-dyeing process ensures a trendy, broken-in look and a premium vintage-wash aesthetic that only gets better with age. With forward-rolled shoulders, double-stitched seams, and side-seamed construction, it offers a structured yet relaxed silhouette that can withstand the rigors of the nursing station and the comfort of post-call recovery.

Fit & Intent

**FIT ADVICE:** Features a relaxed, contemporary fit designed for all-day comfort and effortless layering. Order your standard size for a sharp relaxed look, or size up for that cozy oversized "off-duty" vibe. OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified for safety and quality. Every **BlossomBless.co** piece is made-to-order especially for you, reducing environmental waste and ensuring your sweatshirt is as unique as your personality. An ideal gift for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduations, or your favorite "sarcastic" colleague.

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  • The Blossombless Standard ...

    🌿 Premium Comfort, Every Day: We don't settle for 'basic.' Our premium cotton blends are designed to keep their shape and softness wash after wash. It’s the cozy, high-quality feel you deserve.

    🇺🇸 Built to Last (Printed in USA): Using pro-grade DTG technology, your designs are printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric. No peeling or cracking—just bold art that stays vibrant.

    🚀 Fast & Reliable Shipping: Custom-made just for you and shipped from our U.S. fulfillment centers. We prioritize speed and transparency, ensuring your favorites arrive at your door ready to wear, anywhere in the States.