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Certified Teen Mood Handler™ Luxe Heavyweight Parent Ninja Sweatshirt

Certified Teen Mood Handler™ Luxe Heavyweight Parent Ninja Sweatshirt

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Certified Mood Ninja

Teen emotions got you spinning in every direction? You must be the **Certified Teen Mood Handler™**. This premium sweatshirt is the official badge of honor for every parent who has managed a mood swing or ten before breakfast. Featuring a cheeky graphic of a cool cat navigating the emoji chaos like a seasoned emotional support ninja, it captures the grit and humor required for modern parenting. Whether you're at the school drop-off or surviving another Monday, this is your new uniform for navigating teen life with style.

Vintage-Soft Heavyweight Build

Engineered for substantial warmth and a structured streetwear silhouette, this 9.5 oz/yd² heavyweight pullover is crafted from 80% premium ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester. The specialized garment-dyeing process ensures a unique, vintage-washed look and a soft, "lived-in" comfort from day one. Featuring a 100% cotton face for superior design clarity, forward-rolled shoulders, and side-seamed construction, it offers a high-end feel that’s warm enough for chilly carpool mornings yet breathable enough for the daily hustle.

Fit & Intent

**FIT ADVICE:** Features a relaxed, contemporary fit designed for maximum mobility and effortless layering. Order your standard size for a sharp relaxed look, or size up for that cozy oversized "parenting armor" aesthetic. OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified for safety and quality. Every **BlossomBless.co** piece is made-to-order especially for you, reducing overproduction waste and ensuring a garment as unique as your patience level. A standout gift for moms, dads, and caregivers navigating the teen trenches.

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