CEO of the Chaos – Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt for Everyday Comfort
Product Description
Command every room—or kitchen—in style with the "CEO of the Chaos" heavyweight tee. Whether you're managing toddlers or meetings, this t-shirt is your go-to armor. Featuring a bold, playful design on a premium garment-dyed base, it brings both humor and comfort to your everyday chaos.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee delivers a soft feel with a structured silhouette. Its relaxed fit and durable stitching are perfect for active moms, entrepreneurs, or multitasking queens. Designed to handle spills, giggles, and surprise snack breaks—this shirt doesn’t quit, just like you.
🧵 Key Features:
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Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
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Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
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Fit: Relaxed, everyday silhouette
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Neckline: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
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Reinforcements: Twill-taped shoulders & neck
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Hems: Double-needle sleeve, armhole, and bottom hem
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Honduras
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Production: Made-to-order to reduce overproduction
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Sizes Available: S to 4XL
✅ Why You'll Love It
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🔥 Bold “CEO of the Chaos” graphic for the modern matriarch
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🌿 Made from sustainable, on-demand production—no waste
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💪 Durable double-stitched seams for life’s messiest days
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😌 Garment-dyed for a vintage vibe and ultra-soft feel
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👕 Relaxed fit that's flattering on all body types
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🧺 Pre-shrunk for true sizing—no surprises after washing
🛍️ Perfect For:
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Busy moms & multitaskers
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Entrepreneur moms & “momagers”
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Gift for Mother’s Day or birthdays
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Funny casual wear with a leadership twist
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Creative work-from-home outfits
Size guide:
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |