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My Students Are the Real Horror Story Hoodie – Funny Teacher Halloween Hoodie

$54.99 – $58.99


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DESCRIPTION

Product Description:

“My Students Are the Real Horror Story” — Because who needs ghosts when you’ve got teenagers, late homework, and broken pencils?

Celebrate spooky season with a hilarious twist only teachers truly understand. This premium Cotton Heritage hoodie delivers laugh-out-loud graphics and cozy classroom-ready comfort. It’s the perfect October vibe for every educator who’s ever received a blank worksheet, a detention-worthy excuse, or a "my dog ate it" disaster.

Designed with premium materials and printed for durability, this hoodie will have your coworkers laughing and your students wondering if you’re serious (you are… mostly).

 

📦 Features & Hoodie Specs

  • 100% cotton face for smooth printing

  • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend for comfort and durability

  • Front kangaroo pouch for keys, pens, or candy confiscated from students

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Flat drawstrings in matching color

  • 3-panel hood for better shape and fit

  • Sizes S–3XL (true to size)

  • Blank product ethically sourced from Pakistan

  • Made on-demand to reduce waste 🌍

 

🧠 Why Teachers Love This Hoodie

  • 💀 Relatable Design for Classroom Warriors
    Bold, funny graphic featuring detention slips, broken pencils, and a zombie teacher hand holding “Late Homework.”

  • 🍂 Perfect for October Festivities
    From staff dress-up days to casual Fridays, it’s your spooky-season uniform.

  • 🧵 High-End Fabric & Soft Finish
    Keeps you warm in chilly classrooms while giving off major sarcastic-teacher energy.

  • 🖤 Conversation Starter & Staff Lounge Favorite
    Get compliments in the hallway and chuckles in the break room.

 

👩🏫 Best For:

  • Middle school, high school, and elementary school teachers

  • Teacher appreciation gifts

  • Halloween staff parties & dress-up days

  • Fall teacher photoshoots & IG reels

  • Parents looking to gift their favorite educator

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Wash cold, inside-out, with like colors

  • Gentle cycle — no fabric softener

  • Tumble dry low or air dry

  • Iron inside-out only if needed

  • Do not iron over the print

  • No dry cleaning

 

Size guide:

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.