Funny Teacher Halloween Hoodie – You Can’t Scare Me

$42.92 – $52.64


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DESCRIPTION

Product Description:

Classroom chaos? Bring it on.
This bold and playful Halloween hoodie says what every teacher thinks:
“You Can’t Scare Me, I’m a Teacher.”
With a quirky cartoon design, bright fall tones, and cozy premium cotton blend — this is your go-to hoodie for October chaos, school spirit days, and your next coffee-fueled morning.

From crayon fights to candy-fueled kindergartners, you’ve got this — and your hoodie should too.

 

🧵 Premium Hoodie Features:

  • Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

  • Heather Sport colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester

  • Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) for premium warmth

  • Air-jet spun yarn: Soft texture with less pilling

  • Double-lined hood: Extra cozy + matching drawcord

  • Quarter-turn body: Eliminates center crease

  • Front pouch pocket: Keep hands warm or stash chalk

  • Spandex rib-knit cuffs + waistband: Stay snug, all day

  • Durable double-needle stitching throughout

  • Sizes from S to 5XL – inclusive fit for all educators

  • Responsibly sourced from: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

⚠️ White color may appear slightly off-white due to fiber blending.

 

🍎 Why This Hoodie Is a Must-Have:

  • Perfect for fall school activities, hallway duty, and haunted hallway events

  • A great gift for fearless teachers who laugh through the madness

  • Classroom-appropriate and comfy enough for lounge days

  • A conversation starter in the teacher’s lounge

  • Makes students and parents smile

 

🎁 Best For:

  • Funny Halloween teacher outfits

  • Teacher squad matching hoodies

  • Gift for new or retiring educators

  • Teacher appreciation gift boxes

  • Celebrating spooky season without the scare

 

🧼 Print Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out

  • Gentle cycle with mild detergent

  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry

  • Do not iron directly on the design

  • Avoid fabric softeners and dry cleaning

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.