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Smile While You Still Have Teeth Sweatshirt – Funny Life Quote Pullover for Everyday Humor

$49.99 – $53.99


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DESCRIPTION

Product Description:

Why wait to laugh later when you can smile now — while you still have teeth?
Inject your wardrobe with a dose of dark humor and streetwise sarcasm. This hilarious sweatshirt features the viral quote “Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,” making it the perfect everyday reminder to live (and laugh) a little louder.

Whether you’re gifting a friend, roasting your sibling, or just reminding coworkers to chill, this bold statement piece delivers cozy comfort with a side of wit.

 

👕 Sweatshirt Fabric & Fit Features – Cotton Heritage Premium

  • 100% cotton face ensures the design pops with clarity

  • 65% cotton / 35% polyester blend = softness + strength

  • Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton / 45% polyester

  • 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) – Warm, not bulky

  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece = premium finish and feel

  • Side-seamed for long-lasting structure

  • Self-fabric patch on back adds elevated detail

  • Double-needle stitching for durability at collar, cuffs, hem

  • Crafted in Pakistan with quality control in mind

 

😆 Why You'll Love It

🦷 Bold, Relatable Message – Humor you can wear (before the dentures come in)
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea – Great for birthdays, retirements, or just-because laughs
💬 Conversation Starter – Expect compliments, giggles, and double-takes
🛋️ Soft Enough to Lounge, Cool Enough to Go Out
💡 Universal Humor – Works for all ages, from snarky teens to wise retirees

 

📐 Fit Guidance

⚠️ Runs slightly small – size up for a relaxed or oversized look
📏 Sizes: S – 3XL

 

🌱 Made Responsibly & Sustainably

Every piece is made-to-order — reducing overproduction and waste. By choosing this, you're supporting smarter, cleaner fashion.

✅ Less inventory, more intention
♻️ Lower carbon footprint
❤️ No mass production = exclusive feel

 

🧺 Care Instructions

  • Wash inside-out on cold, gentle cycle

  • Avoid fabric softeners or bleach

  • Tumble dry low or air dry for best results

  • Iron inside-out (if needed); don’t iron the print

  • Do not dry clean

 

Size guide:

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.