I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago Sweatshirt – Funny Mom Life Fleece Pullover for Tired Parents

$49.99 – $53.99


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DESCRIPTION

Product Description:

When you’ve got two kids and zero sanity, this sweatshirt says it all.
Our “I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago” fleece pullover delivers the comfort you need and the humor you deserve. Whether you're juggling juice boxes, surviving tantrums, or running on coffee and chaos, this sweatshirt keeps it real — just like you.

Perfect for moms who’ve traded peace and quiet for sticky hugs and sleepless nights. This cozy classic offers the ultimate in snarky style and everyday comfort.

 

🧵 Sweatshirt Features – Cotton Heritage Premium Build

  • 100% cotton face – perfect for soft-to-the-touch feel and vibrant print

  • 65% cotton / 35% polyester blend for optimal softness and durability

  • Charcoal Heather variant: 55% cotton / 45% polyester

  • Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) – warm, plush fleece without bulk

  • Side-seamed structure – flattering and built to last

  • Double-needle stitched ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem

  • Back patch adds premium finish

  • Ethically sourced from Pakistan

 

🤎 Why Moms Love It

👶 Relatable Mom Quote – Says what you’re thinking, with humor
🎁 Perfect Gift for Tired Mamas – Baby showers, Mother’s Day, or just because
🧼 Machine-Washable & Durable – Life’s messy, this sweatshirt can handle it
📸 Insta-Ready Humor – Perfect for mom reels, coffee runs, or school pickup
💤 Comfy for Nap Time or Chaos Time – No judgment

 

📏 Fit Info

⚠️ This sweatshirt runs small. For a relaxed or mom-life oversized fit, size up.

🧍 Sizes available: S – 3XL

 

🌿 Eco-Friendly, On-Demand Production

This sweatshirt is made only when you order it – helping reduce waste and overproduction.

✔️ Sustainable shopping choice
♻️ Lower carbon impact
🛍️ No mass production = fewer landfills, more love

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle

  • No bleach or fabric softeners

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Iron inside-out if needed

  • Do not dry clean

 

Size guide:

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.