Product Description:
“My Students Are the Real Horror Story” — Because who needs ghosts when you’ve got teenagers, late homework, and broken pencils?
Celebrate spooky season with a hilarious twist only teachers truly understand. This premium Cotton Heritage hoodie delivers laugh-out-loud graphics and cozy classroom-ready comfort. It’s the perfect October vibe for every educator who’s ever received a blank worksheet, a detention-worthy excuse, or a "my dog ate it" disaster.
Designed with premium materials and printed for durability, this hoodie will have your coworkers laughing and your students wondering if you’re serious (you are… mostly).
📦 Features & Hoodie Specs
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100% cotton face for smooth printing
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65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend for comfort and durability
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Front kangaroo pouch for keys, pens, or candy confiscated from students
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Self-fabric patch on the back
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Flat drawstrings in matching color
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3-panel hood for better shape and fit
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Sizes S–3XL (true to size)
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Blank product ethically sourced from Pakistan
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Made on-demand to reduce waste 🌍
🧠 Why Teachers Love This Hoodie
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💀 Relatable Design for Classroom Warriors
Bold, funny graphic featuring detention slips, broken pencils, and a zombie teacher hand holding “Late Homework.” -
🍂 Perfect for October Festivities
From staff dress-up days to casual Fridays, it’s your spooky-season uniform. -
🧵 High-End Fabric & Soft Finish
Keeps you warm in chilly classrooms while giving off major sarcastic-teacher energy. -
🖤 Conversation Starter & Staff Lounge Favorite
Get compliments in the hallway and chuckles in the break room.
👩🏫 Best For:
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Middle school, high school, and elementary school teachers
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Teacher appreciation gifts
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Halloween staff parties & dress-up days
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Fall teacher photoshoots & IG reels
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Parents looking to gift their favorite educator
🧼 Care Instructions
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Wash cold, inside-out, with like colors
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Gentle cycle — no fabric softener
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Tumble dry low or air dry
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Iron inside-out only if needed
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Do not iron over the print
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No dry cleaning
Size guide:
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |