Product Description:
🦥“A.S.A.P – As Slow As Possible” 😌
This cozy oversized fleece sweatshirt is made for those who take life one nap at a time. Featuring a chill sloth illustration in a retro worn look, it’s a wearable reminder that slow and steady wins the race—or at least keeps you stress-free.
Printed on ultra-plush heavyweight Bella + Canvas fleece, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt blends comfort, comedy, and character in one bold design. Perfect for slow mornings, lazy Sundays, and every time someone says, “Can you hurry up?”
Whether you're shopping for yourself, a fellow nap queen, or a sarcastic soul who lives by their own timeline, this piece delivers chill vibes with premium quality.
🔍 Product Features – Bella + Canvas Oversized Fleece
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Material:
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60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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40% polyester fleece
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Athletic Heather: 94% cotton, 6% polyester
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Fabric Weight:
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10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) — thick & plush for cold days
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Fit & Feel:
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Oversized and relaxed for cozy layering
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Slightly dropped shoulders for a modern look
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Construction:
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Durable stitching
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Pre-shrunk
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Blank sweatshirt ethically sourced from Nicaragua
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🌟 Why You Need It in Your Cart
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🦥 Perfect for Slow Living Fans – Celebrate procrastination proudly
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😂 Witty Retro Design – Faded effect for that worn-in vintage vibe
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🛋️ Ultimate Chill Mode Comfort – Oversized fit + fleece warmth
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🖼️ Conversation Starter – From dorm rooms to coffee shops
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🎁 Great Gift for Lazy Legends – Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or “just because”
📦 Sizing Info
Oversized by design. For a more fitted look, size down.
Available in sizes S – 3XL
🧼 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Gentle cycle, mild detergent
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Avoid ironing directly on design
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Do not dry clean or use fabric softeners
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 33 -36 |
| M | 28 ½ | 37 -40.00 |
| L | 29 ½ | 41 -43 |
| XL | 30 | 44 -46 |
| 2XL | 30 ½ | 47 -49 |
| 3XL | 31 | 51 -53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 83.8-91.4 |
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 |
| L | 75 | 104-109.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 111.8-116.8 |
| 2XL | 77.5 | 119.4-124.5 |
| 3XL | 78.7 | 129.5-134.6 |

