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Vitals Don’t Lie Duck Nurse Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Cotton Sweatshirt

$64.74 – $68.74


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$64.74
DESCRIPTION

🦆 "Vitals Don't Lie – But I Might" Premium Sweatshirt

Product Description

🦆 "Vitals Don't Lie – But I Might" Premium Sweatshirt

Add a shot of humor to your shift with this cozy, cartoon duck nurse sweatshirt! Whether you're sipping coffee between rounds or catching compliments in the breakroom, this playful pullover is perfect for healthcare professionals who love a good laugh (and good fabric).

 

🧵 Product Features

  • Fabric Composition: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester

  • Garment-Dyed 3-End Fleece: 100% cotton face

  • Heavyweight & Soft: 9.5 oz./yd² for ultimate coziness

  • Side-Seamed with Relaxed Fit: Built for comfort and flexibility

  • Forward-Rolled Shoulders: A modern touch with a vintage vibe

  • Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Waistband: Keeps shape wash after wash

  • Twill Label & Back Neck Tape: Smooth and irritation-free feel

  • Certified Safe: OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric

  • Sizes Available: S – 3XL

  • Blank Sourced From: El Salvador

 

Why You'll Love This Sweatshirt?

  • Vintage-Inspired Comfort: Like your favorite thrift-store gem—soft, lived-in feel with modern quality.

  • Premium Cotton Touch: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester for all-day softness and durability.

  • Garment-Dyed Finish: Unique colors and that perfect broken-in look straight out of the package.

  • Eco-Conscious Choice: Made to order = no overproduction. Less waste, more mindful fashion.

  • For Heroes With Humor: Great for nurses, med techs, and anyone in scrubs with a sense of humor.

  • Cartoon Charm: Features an adorable nurse duck holding vitals monitor & coffee – because coffee is vital too!

 

📦 Sustainably Made for You

This product is printed and made on demand—reducing inventory waste. Please allow a few extra days for crafting your order. You're helping reduce overproduction and environmental impact. 🌍💚

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
BRAND : Blossom Bless Categories: Shift Heroes