Product Description
Add a dose of humor to your scrubs with our “Fluent in Sarcasm & Syringes” premium sweatshirt — a cozy, conversation-starting essential for every nurse, injector, and sarcasm specialist.
Featuring a cool bunny nurse confidently wielding a syringe, this design captures the essence of healthcare workers who serve sass with a side of skill. Whether you're on break, post-shift, or charting in style, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while saying everything you’re thinking.
Highlights & Features
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Bold Bunny Graphic: Bunny nurse holding a giant syringe—because being fluent in sarcasm is a medical skill.
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Perfect for Healthcare Workers: Ideal for nurses, ER warriors, medical assistants, and injectors with a sense of humor.
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Sassy Meets Soft: The perfect post-shift pick-me-up with premium comfort.
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Made to Last: High-quality fleece and strong stitching for long wear.
🧵 Why You’ll Love This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt
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Super Soft & Cozy: 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester — thick, warm, and built to snuggle.
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Garment-Dyed Vintage Finish: Every sweatshirt has a slightly unique color for that worn-in, thrift-shop charm.
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Built to Move: Relaxed fit, forward-rolled shoulder, and ribbed trim — ideal for long shifts or lazy weekends.
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Sustainably Made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified and produced only on demand to reduce waste.
📏 Additional Product Info:
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Fabric Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)
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Yarn Count: 30 singles
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Construction: Side-seamed, twill neck tape, and twill label
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Sizes Available: S to 3XL
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Color Note: Due to the garment-dyeing process, slight color variations may occur
Size guide:
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 80 |
M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 85 |
L | 75 | 104.1-109.2 | 89.5 |
XL | 77.5 | 111.8-116.8 | 93.4 |
2XL | 80 | 119.4-124.5 | 71.8 |
3XL | 82.6 | 127-132 | 99.7 |