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Fluent in Sarcasm Nurse Sweatshirt – Funny Medical Gift

$64.74 – $68.74


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$64.74
DESCRIPTION

“Fluent in Sarcasm and Saving Lives” Premium Sweatshirt.

Product Description

Inject humor into your daily rounds with our “Fluent in Sarcasm and Saving Lives” Premium Sweatshirt. This fierce, no-nonsense duck in a hoodie and stethoscope brings the perfect attitude for anyone balancing life-saving decisions with dry wit. It’s not just a look—it’s a lifestyle for every sarcastic medical professional.

With vintage-washed tones, a soft cotton face, and fleece warmth, it’s a wardrobe essential for long shifts, post-call recovery, or just making rounds with style and sass. Built for resilience. Designed for impact.

 

Product Highlights

  • Iconic Design – Sassy duck in a hoodie with bold typography that speaks volumes.

  • Perfect Conversation Starter – Loved by sarcastic med pros who tell it like it is.

  • Bold, Fun, and Functional – From nursing stations to coffee breaks, stand out.

  • Ideal Gift for Healthcare Heroes – Thoughtful, hilarious, and wearable year-round.

 

🧵 Why Choose This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt?

  • Ultra-Soft Comfort – Made from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester for a luxurious feel.

  • Retro-Wash Aesthetic – Garment-dyed finish adds a trendy, broken-in look straight out of the package.

  • Long-Lasting Build – Double-stitched seams and ribbed features withstand daily wear and washes.

  • Sustainably Printed – On-demand production reduces waste and supports responsible fashion.

 

📦 Product Features

  • Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester

  • Fleece Interior: Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with 100% cotton face

  • Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Fit: Relaxed fit with forward-rolled shoulders

  • Extras: Twill tape reinforcement, side seams, twill label

  • Certifications: OEKO-TEX Standard 100

  • Origin: El Salvador

  • Sizes: S–3XL

📝 Note: Slight color variations may occur due to the dyeing process, making each sweatshirt one-of-a-kind.

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
BRAND : Blossom Bless Categories: Shift Heroes