Teen Talk Translator Sweatshirt – Fluently Confused
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Teen Talk Translator – “Fluently Confused” Sweatshirt for Parents
Product Description
If you’ve ever found yourself decoding Gen Z slang like it’s ancient hieroglyphics, this sweatshirt is made for you. Featuring bold pastel text and playful emojis, the “Teen Talk Translator – Fluently Confused” design is every parent’s badge of honor for surviving the teen years with (most of) your sanity intact.
Whether you're navigating TikTok trends or deciphering cryptic texts, wear your confusion with confidence—and humor.
✨ Product Highlights
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😂 Relatable Statement Piece
“Teen Talk Translator – Fluently Confused” in large, eye-catching letters with emoji accents -
🎨 Trendy Pastel Palette
Soft color block design that pops on any background -
😌 All-Day Comfort
Relaxed fit with a worn-in feel from day one -
👖 Easy to Style
Perfect with joggers, jeans, leggings, or even PJs for Zoom school support sessions -
🎁 Great Gift for Parents
Ideal for Mother’s Day, holidays, or just-for-fun surprises
🧵 Fabric & Fit Features
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80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester
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3-end fleece with 100% cotton face
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Fabric weight: 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²)
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Side-seamed for enhanced shape
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Forward-rolled shoulder for comfort
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1x1 ribbed cuffs, collar & waistband
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified material
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Garment-dyed for a vintage-washed look
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Sizes from S to 3XL
💡 Why Parents Love It??
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Combines humor + parenting reality in one hilarious design
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Durable, breathable, and ultra-cozy for year-round wear
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Made responsibly with reduced waste through on-demand production
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Perfect for moms and dads keeping up with chaotic teen energy
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Sparks conversations and laughs everywhere you go
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 80 |
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 85 |
| L | 75 | 104.1-109.2 | 89.5 |
| XL | 77.5 | 111.8-116.8 | 93.4 |
| 2XL | 80 | 119.4-124.5 | 71.8 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-132 | 99.7 |
1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.
2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.
3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.
*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.
We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.
The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.
2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.
3- How do I request a return ?
To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.
We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
