Parenting Quote Sweatshirt – Eye Rolls & Bedtime Negotiations
$64.74 – $68.74
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Fluent in Eye Rolls & Bedtime Negotiations – Soft Cotton Vintage-Washed Sweatshirt
Product Description
Parenting is an Olympic sport—and this cozy sweatshirt is your uniform. Featuring a fun pastel design and a relatable quote, “Fluent in Eye Rolls & Bedtime Negotiations” is perfect for caregivers who juggle sass and snuggles like pros.
Crafted from premium cotton-blend fleece and garment-dyed for a vintage look, this sweatshirt is made to keep you warm, stylish, and just sarcastic enough. Whether you're running errands, sipping coffee after bedtime, or rolling your eyes at another meltdown, this is your go-to comfort piece.
💡 Highlights & Features
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🎨 Playful Pastel Design
Multicolored typography with a bold parenting quote—charming and relatable -
🌈 Garment-Dyed Finish
Every sweatshirt is uniquely soft with a faded, pre-loved aesthetic -
☁️ Ultimate Everyday Comfort
Brushed fleece interior and relaxed silhouette -
🧼 Easy to Care For
Durable stitching and fade-resistant print for long-term wear
🧵 Fabric & Construction Details
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80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend
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Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
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Heavyweight 9.5 oz/yd² fabric (322 g/m²)
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30-singles yarn count for softness and durability
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Side-seamed for a consistent, flattering fit
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Forward-rolled shoulder construction
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Rib-knit at cuffs, waistband, and collar
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Twill tape back-neck reinforcement
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric
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Blank sweatshirt sourced ethically from El Salvador
🌟 Why This Sweatshirt Belongs in Your Closet
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Designed for moms, dads, caregivers, and educators with a sense of humor
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Vintage-washed for character and ultra-softness
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Made-to-order = less waste and eco-conscious production
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Perfect for lounging, school drop-offs, or gifting to that “chief negotiator” in your life
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Style + comfort + personality = instant favorite
📏 Size Range
Available in sizes S to 3XL
Relaxed fit – size up for a roomier, oversized look
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 80 |
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 85 |
| L | 75 | 104.1-109.2 | 89.5 |
| XL | 77.5 | 111.8-116.8 | 93.4 |
| 2XL | 80 | 119.4-124.5 | 71.8 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-132 | 99.7 |
1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.
2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.
3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.
*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.
We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.
The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.
2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.
3- How do I request a return ?
To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.
We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
