Product Description
Stay caffeinated, stay cute — and definitely stay warm in our “Too Cool for a Tiny Bladder” premium sweatshirt. Perfect for nurses, night shift warriors, and coffee-fueled healthcare heroes, this sweatshirt blends comfort and humor with a cartoon bunny sipping iced coffee while showing off a very full “BLADER” chart.
Crafted from vintage-washed, heavyweight fleece, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt is made for real-life superheroes who run on espresso and adrenaline. Whether you're on break or on call, this is your go-to gear.

Highlights & Features
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Adorable Bunny Design: Featuring a wide-eyed bunny in scrubs, holding a coffee and bladder chart — relatable humor for every nurse!
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Perfect for Long Shifts: Ideal for night shifts, break rooms, ICU laughs, and TikToks.
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Coffee Vibes Only: A must-have for caffeine lovers who clock serious hours.
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Conversation Starter: Get a laugh every time you walk into a room.
 
🧵 Why Choose This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt?
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Material: 80% ring-spun cotton + 20% polyester for a buttery-soft, broken-in feel.
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Print Quality: 100% cotton face perfect for high-res direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.
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Fit: Relaxed, drop-shoulder fit with heavyweight structure — comfy and stylish.
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Durability: Twill tape at neck, side-seamed, and ribbed trims for long-lasting wear.
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Ethically Made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and responsibly sourced.
 
🛒 Additional Info
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Sizes: Available in S to 3XL
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Fabric Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)
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Yarn Count: 30 singles
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Slight color variations may occur due to garment-dyeing process
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Made-to-order to reduce waste and promote sustainable production
 
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ | 
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ | 
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ | 
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ | 
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ | 
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ | 
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 80 | 
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 85 | 
| L | 75 | 104.1-109.2 | 89.5 | 
| XL | 77.5 | 111.8-116.8 | 93.4 | 
| 2XL | 80 | 119.4-124.5 | 71.8 | 
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-132 | 99.7 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                  
                  
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        