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Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity Hoodie – Halloween Mom Edition

$54.99 – $58.99


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DESCRIPTION

Product Description:

Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity 🏃♀️📚🗡️

For the moms who run faster than their toddlers and dodge more flying objects than a warrior — this hoodie gets it. Featuring a chaotic and hilarious scene of a skeleton mom in survival mode (armed with sneakers, a spear, and the sacred "Peace & Quiet" book), this design captures the real horror story: raising boys.

Made for moms who juggle Halloween chaos, bedtime meltdowns, and school drop-offs like seasoned warriors. This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth and “don’t-mess-with-me” energy.

Whether you’re headed to a fall festival, haunted classroom, or just escaping into Target for a solo coffee run — this one's your armor.

 

🔍 Product Features

  • 100% cotton face — smooth, breathable softness

  • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend — warm yet lightweight

  • Front pouch pocket — ideal for tissues, snacks, or hiding from your kids

  • 3-panel hood — extra comfort, zero itch

  • Matching flat drawstrings — clean finish, modern look

  • Self-fabric patch on back — premium detailing

  • Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive sizing for all heroes

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

  • Printed-to-order — reducing waste with every order

 

👕 Why Buy This Signature Cotton Heritage Premium Hoodie?

  • 💥 Relatable Mom Humor
    Every mom of boys knows the struggle. This witty design speaks your truth and earns laughs everywhere you go.

  • 👻 Built for the Chaos
    Cozy up in fabric that survives spills, snot, and snack attacks — just like you do.

  • 🎃 Perfect for Spooky Season (and Beyond)
    It's Halloween-themed but wearable all fall long. Plus, it makes the perfect gift for boy moms, teachers, and spooky season survivors.

  • 🧵 Premium Fit, Signature Feel
    Looks good. Feels better. This is your go-to hoodie when you want to feel comfy, powerful, and just a little bit spooky.

 

🎯 Best For:

  • Moms of boys (aka real-life warriors)

  • Halloween humor lovers

  • Fall gifting for mom friends

  • Teachers, caregivers, and chaos handlers

  • Coffee-fueled, peace-seeking, skeleton squad leaders

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle

  • Use mild detergent with similar colors

  • Avoid fabric softeners and bleach

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Cool iron inside-out if needed

  • Do not iron the design

  • No dry cleaning

 

Size guide:

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.