🩺 I Check Vitals, Not Vibes – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt
Product Description
🩺 I Check Vitals, Not Vibes – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt
This one's for the no-nonsense nurse who’d rather read your chart than your aura. Featuring a cheerful cartoon nurse peeking from behind a clipboard and stethoscope with the quote “I Check Vitals, Not Vibes”, this sweatshirt blends medical hustle with playful honesty.
Whether you're clocking into a 12-hour shift or relaxing on your rare day off, this cozy fleece pullover is the soft, cheeky layer every healthcare worker deserves.

🧵 Premium Sweatshirt Features
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Material Composition:
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100% cotton face for ultra-soft comfort
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65% cotton / 35% polyester fleece (or 55/45 for Charcoal Heather)
 
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Weight & Feel: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) — warm but breathable fleece you’ll want to live in
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Style & Structure:
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Ribbed crew neck, long sleeves, and flat hem for classic silhouette
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Side-seamed construction for modern fit and durability
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Self-fabric patch on the back for elevated detail
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Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
 
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Fit Alert: Runs small — order one size up for a relaxed or layering-friendly fit
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Sizes Available: S – 3XL
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Product Origin: Responsibly sourced from Pakistan
 
🧼 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle
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Use mild detergent with like colors — non-chlorine bleach only if needed
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Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best longevity
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Cool iron inside-out (avoid graphic), do not dry clean
 
🌟 Why Nurses & Medical Workers Love This Sweatshirt?
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Authentic Humor: A relatable, crowd-pleasing design for nurses, med techs, CNAs, and students
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Caffeine & Compassion Approved: With clipboards, coffee, and stethoscope icons, it’s shift-ready and cozy
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Meaningful Gift Option: Makes a great nurse week gift, graduation surprise, or appreciation day pick
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Shift-Long Comfort: Designed to feel good all day—just like a well-earned break
 
🌍 Sustainably Made to Order
This sweatshirt is printed and produced only after your order is placed. By skipping mass production, you help reduce waste and support eco-conscious fashion.
Size guide:
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ | 
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 | 
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 | 
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 | 
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 | 
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 | 
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 | 
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 | 
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 | 
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 | 
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 | 
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                  
                  
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        