Product Description:
Classroom chaos? Bring it on.
This bold and playful Halloween hoodie says what every teacher thinks:
“You Can’t Scare Me, I’m a Teacher.”
With a quirky cartoon design, bright fall tones, and cozy premium cotton blend — this is your go-to hoodie for October chaos, school spirit days, and your next coffee-fueled morning.
From crayon fights to candy-fueled kindergartners, you’ve got this — and your hoodie should too.
🧵 Premium Hoodie Features:
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Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
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Heather Sport colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
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Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) for premium warmth
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Air-jet spun yarn: Soft texture with less pilling
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Double-lined hood: Extra cozy + matching drawcord
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Quarter-turn body: Eliminates center crease
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Front pouch pocket: Keep hands warm or stash chalk
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Spandex rib-knit cuffs + waistband: Stay snug, all day
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Durable double-needle stitching throughout
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Sizes from S to 5XL – inclusive fit for all educators
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Responsibly sourced from: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
 
⚠️ White color may appear slightly off-white due to fiber blending.
🍎 Why This Hoodie Is a Must-Have:
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Perfect for fall school activities, hallway duty, and haunted hallway events
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A great gift for fearless teachers who laugh through the madness
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Classroom-appropriate and comfy enough for lounge days
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A conversation starter in the teacher’s lounge
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Makes students and parents smile
 
🎁 Best For:
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Funny Halloween teacher outfits
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Teacher squad matching hoodies
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Gift for new or retiring educators
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Teacher appreciation gift boxes
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Celebrating spooky season without the scare
 
🧼 Print Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Gentle cycle with mild detergent
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Tumble dry low or hang-dry
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Do not iron directly on the design
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Avoid fabric softeners and dry cleaning
 
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 
| M | 28 | 22 | 
| L | 29 | 24 | 
| XL | 30 | 26 | 
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 | 
| L | 73.7 | 61 | 
| XL | 76.2 | 66 | 
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 | 
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 | 
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 | 
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                  
                  
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        