Product Description:
Coffee: for the taste, and the tolerance. ☕
This hilarious oversized sweatshirt breaks down the real reasons we drink coffee with a minimalist chart:
✔ Nice Taste
✔ Ability to Deal with People
Let's face it—without that first cup, the world is too much.
Crafted on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas heavyweight fleece, it’s the ultimate sweatshirt for cozy mornings, caffeine runs, office sarcasm, and lounging on the couch wondering how people function without coffee.
Whether you’re gifting a barista, buying for a caffeine-loving introvert, or just adding some humor to your day, this piece is both funny and functional.
🔍 Product Features – Oversized Heavyweight Fleece
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Fabric:
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60% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
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40% polyester fleece
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Athletic Heather: 94% cotton / 6% poly
 
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Fit:
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Oversized relaxed cut with slightly dropped sleeves
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True-to-size oversized fit (size down for a snug look)
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Pre-shrunk, durable stitching for long-term use
 
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Weight:
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10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) – thick and plush
 
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Sizes Available: S – 3XL
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Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua
 
☕ Why You’ll Love It
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😄 Instant Mood Booster – Funny coffee quote in pie-chart style
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🤎 Perfect Gift for Coffee Addicts – Ideal for coworkers, students, moms & dads
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🌿 Made-to-Order = Less Waste – Ethically printed only when purchased
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🛋️ Oversized Fit = Cozy Vibes – Like your favorite café hoodie, but bolder
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📱 Instagram-Ready Design – Trendy, clean, and made for viral laughs
 
👕 Sizing Tips
📏 Oversized, cozy fit – Order your usual size for a baggy look or size down for a regular fit.
🎁 Makes a great gift in sizes S through 3XL.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, inside-out
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Use gentle cycle with mild detergent
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not iron on the design
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Avoid fabric softeners
 
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 33 -36 | 
| M | 28 ½ | 37 -40.00 | 
| L | 29 ½ | 41 -43 | 
| XL | 30 | 44 -46 | 
| 2XL | 30 ½ | 47 -49 | 
| 3XL | 31 | 51 -53 | 
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 83.8-91.4 | 
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 
| L | 75 | 104-109.2 | 
| XL | 76.2 | 111.8-116.8 | 
| 2XL | 77.5 | 119.4-124.5 | 
| 3XL | 78.7 | 129.5-134.6 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                  
                  
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        