Product Description:
Surviving Sons & Summoning Sanity 🏃♀️📚🗡️
For the moms who run faster than their toddlers and dodge more flying objects than a warrior — this hoodie gets it. Featuring a chaotic and hilarious scene of a skeleton mom in survival mode (armed with sneakers, a spear, and the sacred "Peace & Quiet" book), this design captures the real horror story: raising boys.
Made for moms who juggle Halloween chaos, bedtime meltdowns, and school drop-offs like seasoned warriors. This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth and “don’t-mess-with-me” energy.
Whether you’re headed to a fall festival, haunted classroom, or just escaping into Target for a solo coffee run — this one's your armor.
🔍 Product Features
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100% cotton face — smooth, breathable softness
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65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend — warm yet lightweight
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Front pouch pocket — ideal for tissues, snacks, or hiding from your kids
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3-panel hood — extra comfort, zero itch
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Matching flat drawstrings — clean finish, modern look
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Self-fabric patch on back — premium detailing
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Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive sizing for all heroes
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Blank product sourced from Pakistan
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Printed-to-order — reducing waste with every order
 
👕 Why Buy This Signature Cotton Heritage Premium Hoodie?
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💥 Relatable Mom Humor
Every mom of boys knows the struggle. This witty design speaks your truth and earns laughs everywhere you go. - 
👻 Built for the Chaos
Cozy up in fabric that survives spills, snot, and snack attacks — just like you do. - 
🎃 Perfect for Spooky Season (and Beyond)
It's Halloween-themed but wearable all fall long. Plus, it makes the perfect gift for boy moms, teachers, and spooky season survivors. - 
🧵 Premium Fit, Signature Feel
Looks good. Feels better. This is your go-to hoodie when you want to feel comfy, powerful, and just a little bit spooky. 
🎯 Best For:
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Moms of boys (aka real-life warriors)
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Halloween humor lovers
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Fall gifting for mom friends
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Teachers, caregivers, and chaos handlers
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Coffee-fueled, peace-seeking, skeleton squad leaders
 
🧼 Care Instructions
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Wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle
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Use mild detergent with similar colors
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Avoid fabric softeners and bleach
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Cool iron inside-out if needed
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Do not iron the design
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No dry cleaning
 
Size guide:
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 | 
| M | 21 | 28 | 
| L | 23 | 29 | 
| XL | 25 | 30 | 
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 | 
| 3XL | 28 | 32 | 
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 | 
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 | 
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 | 
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 | 
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 | 

        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        
        
       
           
        