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White long-sleeve shirt with cartoon character and text 'Fluent in Sarcasm & Syringes' on a white background.
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Sarcasm & Syringes Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

$54.99 – $58.99


2.5% Donation Will Be Made Upon Purchasing This Product.


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Fair Pricing – No hidden fees.
Made-to-Order – Crafted with care.
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DESCRIPTION

Product Description

Add a dose of humor to your scrubs with our “Fluent in Sarcasm & Syringes” premium sweatshirt — a cozy, conversation-starting essential for every nurse, injector, and sarcasm specialist.

Featuring a cool bunny nurse confidently wielding a syringe, this design captures the essence of healthcare workers who serve sass with a side of skill. Whether you're on break, post-shift, or charting in style, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while saying everything you’re thinking.

Highlights & Features

  • Bold Bunny Graphic: Bunny nurse holding a giant syringe—because being fluent in sarcasm is a medical skill.

  • Perfect for Healthcare Workers: Ideal for nurses, ER warriors, medical assistants, and injectors with a sense of humor.

  • Sassy Meets Soft: The perfect post-shift pick-me-up with premium comfort.

  • Made to Last: High-quality fleece and strong stitching for long wear.

 

🧵 Why You’ll Love This Premium Cotton Sweatshirt

  • Super Soft & Cozy: 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester — thick, warm, and built to snuggle.

  • Garment-Dyed Vintage Finish: Every sweatshirt has a slightly unique color for that worn-in, thrift-shop charm.

  • Built to Move: Relaxed fit, forward-rolled shoulder, and ribbed trim — ideal for long shifts or lazy weekends.

  • Sustainably Made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified and produced only on demand to reduce waste.

 

📏 Additional Product Info:

  • Fabric Weight: 9.5 oz./yd² (322 g/m²)

  • Yarn Count: 30 singles

  • Construction: Side-seamed, twill neck tape, and twill label

  • Sizes Available: S to 3XL

  • Color Note: Due to the garment-dyeing process, slight color variations may occur

 

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
M 72.4 94-101.6 85
L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
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