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I Check Vitals Not Vibes Sweatshirt – Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

$49.99 – $53.99


2.5% Donation Will Be Made Upon Purchasing This Product.


Free Shipping – U.S. only.
Fair Pricing – No hidden fees.
Made-to-Order – Crafted with care.
30-Day Guarantee – Damaged or wrong items.








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DESCRIPTION

🩺 I Check Vitals, Not Vibes – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt

Product Description

🩺 I Check Vitals, Not Vibes – Premium Cotton Fleece Sweatshirt

This one's for the no-nonsense nurse who’d rather read your chart than your aura. Featuring a cheerful cartoon nurse peeking from behind a clipboard and stethoscope with the quote “I Check Vitals, Not Vibes”, this sweatshirt blends medical hustle with playful honesty.

Whether you're clocking into a 12-hour shift or relaxing on your rare day off, this cozy fleece pullover is the soft, cheeky layer every healthcare worker deserves.

🧵 Premium Sweatshirt Features

  • Material Composition:

    • 100% cotton face for ultra-soft comfort

    • 65% cotton / 35% polyester fleece (or 55/45 for Charcoal Heather)

  • Weight & Feel: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) — warm but breathable fleece you’ll want to live in

  • Style & Structure:

    • Ribbed crew neck, long sleeves, and flat hem for classic silhouette

    • Side-seamed construction for modern fit and durability

    • Self-fabric patch on the back for elevated detail

    • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

  • Fit Alert: Runs small — order one size up for a relaxed or layering-friendly fit

  • Sizes Available: S – 3XL

  • Product Origin: Responsibly sourced from Pakistan

 

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle

  • Use mild detergent with like colors — non-chlorine bleach only if needed

  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best longevity

  • Cool iron inside-out (avoid graphic), do not dry clean

 

🌟 Why Nurses & Medical Workers Love This Sweatshirt?

  • Authentic Humor: A relatable, crowd-pleasing design for nurses, med techs, CNAs, and students

  • Caffeine & Compassion Approved: With clipboards, coffee, and stethoscope icons, it’s shift-ready and cozy

  • Meaningful Gift Option: Makes a great nurse week gift, graduation surprise, or appreciation day pick

  • Shift-Long Comfort: Designed to feel good all day—just like a well-earned break

 

🌍 Sustainably Made to Order

This sweatshirt is printed and produced only after your order is placed. By skipping mass production, you help reduce waste and support eco-conscious fashion.

 

Size guide:

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61
SHIPPING

1- How much does the shipping cost ?
Free Shipping On All Orders.


2-When will my order arrive ?
We ship your order on the 3-4 working days you place the order. We generally deliver all orders in 7-12 working days, even though most of our deliverables arrive with 5 - 9 working days. This is because there might be occasional delay due to customs clearance processes, which are totally out of our control.

3-Does blossombless.co deliver worldwide ?
currently, we deliver to United States Of America at present Excluding Hawaii, Alaska. We have collaborated with variety of shipping companies to guarantee reaching our customers easily.

*Note: Knowing that we, as Blossom Bless LLC, are increasing the number of our warehouse locations, expanding our base, and contracting with the best and fastest shipping companies to deliver your orders faster and in a way that meets your needs.

RETURNS & REFUNDS
1- Can I return the order after I receive it ?

We offer 7-days after delivery hassle-free return for your items.

The package must be in original condition. The product are not opened and haven't been used in anyway.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any returns that do not meet above requirements.

2-What are the conditions to accept my return ?
We accept your return in case :
The package has arrived damaged.

3- How do I request a return ?

To initiate a return, simply email us at blossom.bless@outlook.com "using the same email address you used to order the item" and please write your order number in the email so we can track it fast.

We will see if the order meet our return conditions and then email you to provide an answer about your return if it is accepted or not.
BRAND : Blossom Bless Categories: Fresh Drops, Nurses - Elevate Premium, Shop All Nurses