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Printed on our heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 base, the relaxed, lived-in drape reads like a curated streetwear favorite from the first wear.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"color: #a8613a; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; margin-bottom: 15px; text-transform: uppercase; border: none;\"\u003eMATERIALLY BETTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: none; padding: 0; margin-bottom: 25px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"margin-right: 10px; color: #a8613a;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton — a substantial, structured feel that separates it from thin fast-fashion tees.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"margin-right: 10px; color: #a8613a;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e Twill-taped neck and shoulders with double-needle stitching for a clean finish that holds up to regular wear.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"margin-right: 10px; color: #a8613a;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e Garment-dyed for rich, vintage-depth color that softens and settles in with every wash.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"margin-right: 10px; color: #a8613a;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e Relaxed, boxy silhouette designed for an effortless, elevated everyday fit.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"margin-right: 10px; color: #a8613a;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e Made-to-order — one tee, one order, no overproduction sitting in a warehouse.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 25px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n    Designed for the design-forward crowd who want their graphic tee to carry a wink of satire without feeling like a cheap novelty print — The Sarcastic Edge™ pairs a bold pop-art illustration with heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton built to hold up to daily wear.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid rgba(168, 97, 58, 0.2); margin-bottom: 25px;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"color: #a8613a; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; margin-bottom: 15px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eGOOD TO KNOW\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color: #a8613a;\"\u003eDoes this heavyweight tee hold its shape and color after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n    Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton is built to hold up well wash after wash when you follow the care instructions below — cold water, like colors, low tumble dry. The dyeing process is part of why the color has that rich, settled-in depth from day one.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color: #a8613a;\"\u003eIs the deadpan pop-art typography durable enough to resist cracking?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n    The design and text are set using a process built to move with heavyweight cotton rather than sit on top of it like a stiff, plastic-feeling print — so it's made to hold up to normal washing and everyday wear.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color: #a8613a;\"\u003eWhat size should I order for the boxy, oversized look?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n    This tee runs true-to-size for a classic relaxed fit. If you're after the bolder, boxier oversized look, size up one from your usual fit.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 25px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color: #a8613a;\"\u003eIs this tee heavy enough to wear year-round, not just summer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n    Yes — at 6.1 oz, this is a heavyweight cotton tee, not a lightweight basic. 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